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WASHINGTON POST USES ‘Putin pays Trump’ JOKE AS LATEST TRUMP HIT PIECE AND CLICK BAIT HEADLINE

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Click bait Hate machine The Washington Post run their latest hit piece against Trump using a  joke by House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA ) last year.

 

From Breitbart:

The Washington Post released the latest salvo in the media’s effort to take down President Donald Trump on Wednesday: a joke made last year by House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) suggesting that Russian President Vladimir Putin pays Trump.

The joke occurred during a private conversation involving the House Republican leadership. The conversation was recorded. The exchange — from the transcript alone, since the Post has not made the audio available — is as follows:

McCarthy: The Russians hacked the DNC and got the opp [sic] research that they had on Trump.

McCarthy: laughs

[Crosstalk]

Ryan: The Russian’s [sic] hacked the DNC…

McHenry: …to get oppo…

Ryan: …on Trump and like delivered it to…to who?

[Unintelligible]

McCarthy: There’s…there’s two people, I think, Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump…[laughter]…swear to God.

Ryan: This is an off the record…[laughter]…NO LEAKS…[laughter]…alright?! [Laughter]

Ryan: This is how we know we’re a real family here.

 

The full context of the conversation is unclear, but the House leadership appeared to be discussing the crisis in the Ukraine, and Russian efforts to spread disinformation there. The apparent target of the joke is Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), whom the Post describes uncharitably as “a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.”

The Post‘s Adam Entous does not explain why he did not post the audio of the conversation, but two reasons seem possible: one, the laughter on the audio would underline the fact that McCarthy’s comments were intended to be humorous; two, the volume of different voices might reveal who had made, and leaked, the recording.

 

Read more:Media Hysteria: WaPo Treats Kevin McCarthy Joke as Proof of Trump-Russia Link

 

 

 

 

 

LIBTARD BILL MAHER INCEST JOKE ON IVANKA AND TRUMP: “she’s gonna walk into the bedroom and—”Daddy, Daddy…’Don’t do it, Daddy”

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  • LIBTARD Bill Maher incest joke: ‘When he’s about to nuke Finland or something, she’s gonna walk into the bedroom and—”Daddy, Daddy…’Don’t do it, Daddy,”‘

 

Another incest joke about Ivanka by Real Time host Bill Maher whose his liberal gutter mind on full display again last Friday night.

Maher asked his guest New York magazine reporter Gabriel Sherman : ‘What do you make of Ivanka and her efforts to sort of humanize her father?

‘We see all this misogyny at Fox News, we see it in Donald Trump himself. A lot of us thought, Ivanka is gonna be our saving grace.’

‘When he’s about to nuke Finland or something, she’s gonna walk into the bedroom and—”Daddy, Daddy…’Don’t do it, Daddy,”‘ said Maher.

‘Is that how you see Ivanka?’ Maher asked Sherman who, red faced, replied: ‘No.’

But guess what, liberals would be laughing out loud when they hear this joke. They would think this is very funny and deserving. What do you expect from the party of baby killers? An incest joke is like a kindergarten offense to them – no big deal!

 

FUNNY:) A Marine Tells Old Man Where President Obama is in 2017…

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Very funny! Here is a classic Obama joke (author unknown):

One sunny day in January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

 

SOURCE: Must-See Joke: A Marine Tells Old Man Where President Obama is in 2017…

 

 

‘PARDON ME’ JOKE: HILLARY BUMPED INTO TRUMP AND SAID ‘PARDON ME’ AND TRUMP REPLIED, ‘LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT AFTER I GET INTO OFFICE’

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Donald Trump’s joke: “Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said ‘Pardon me.’ I very politely replied, ‘let me talk to you about that after I get into office.'”

Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton were guests at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner in New York , an event where the presidential candidates traditionally poke fun at their rival and themselves.

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Trump was booed when he made his Hillary-is-corrupt joke.

“Hillary is so corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate Commission. How corrupt do you have to be to get kicked off the Watergate Commission? Pretty corrupt,” he said to loud jeers and at least one call demanding he get off the stage.

Best joke from Hilary at the gala:

If Donald does win, it will be awkward at the annual presidents’ day photo when all the former presidents gather at the white house, and not just with Bill. How is Barack going to get past the Muslim ban?

 

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