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FUNNY:) A Marine Tells Old Man Where President Obama is in 2017…

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Very funny! Here is a classic Obama joke (author unknown):

One sunny day in January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

 

SOURCE: Must-See Joke: A Marine Tells Old Man Where President Obama is in 2017…

 

 

‘PARDON ME’ JOKE: HILLARY BUMPED INTO TRUMP AND SAID ‘PARDON ME’ AND TRUMP REPLIED, ‘LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT AFTER I GET INTO OFFICE’

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Donald Trump’s joke: “Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said ‘Pardon me.’ I very politely replied, ‘let me talk to you about that after I get into office.'”

Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton were guests at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner in New York , an event where the presidential candidates traditionally poke fun at their rival and themselves.

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Trump was booed when he made his Hillary-is-corrupt joke.

“Hillary is so corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate Commission. How corrupt do you have to be to get kicked off the Watergate Commission? Pretty corrupt,” he said to loud jeers and at least one call demanding he get off the stage.

Best joke from Hilary at the gala:

If Donald does win, it will be awkward at the annual presidents’ day photo when all the former presidents gather at the white house, and not just with Bill. How is Barack going to get past the Muslim ban?

 

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