HILARIOUS ‘SAVE THE SNOWFLAKES’ VIDEO UPSETS HILLARY SUPPORTERS: HOW TO SAVE THEM FROM MELTING ‘for the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week’
Conservative group Media Research Center are so concerned for Hillary Clinton’s delicate snowflakes still melting after Trump’s victory they decided to create the site “savethesnowflakes.org” explaining the fragile conditions of America’s snowflakes and how to save them ‘for the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week’.
“Our nation’s snowflakes are being cared for by colleges and universities across the country. These schools – no, HEROES – are financially supporting cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh to comfort these wounded snowflakes. Some schools even canceled exams and classes to ensure that America’s youth are treated with extra care and understanding during these difficult times.
But clearly, it’s not enough. State budgets cannot be expected to bear this burden alone. It’s going to take a far more sustainable funding source to ensure special snowflakes have the emotional support they need. In response, we here at the Media Research Center have launched the Save the Snowflakes project to respond to this emergency and bring crucial attention to this devastating human crisis.
For the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week, you can help these snowflakes find solace in their safe spaces, far away from micro-aggressions and campus triggers like conservative ideas, facts, logic, or any opposing views. The media may not choose to expose this atrocity, but the Media Research Center, through our Save the Snowflakes initiative, is doing much more – we’re taking action! We won’t rest until we save each and every special snowflake from the horrors of exposure to … things they simply do not agree with.”